Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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