using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
dude i'm inner monologue high
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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