butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
