I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
Rumble strips road head = magical
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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