I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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