Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
And then he peed in my hair
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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