Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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