just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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