I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
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