is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
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