Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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