I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
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