God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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