that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Watching her eat just hurts me
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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