Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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