I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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