He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
I DEMAND FORESKIN
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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