He is an equal opportunity slut.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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