Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
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