She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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