Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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