if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
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