spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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