She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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