Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
True college students do jello shots in the library
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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