She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
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