I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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