So drunk its hurt
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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