We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
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