I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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