Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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