I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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