I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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