She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
Mother of the Year
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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