I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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