I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
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