He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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