So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
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