Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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