I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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