Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
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