so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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