Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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