: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Dude my date hates me, Im on a rooftop full of Turkish people, and Ricky Martin is blasting on the radio. I was wrong earlier when I said I have my shit together
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
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