Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
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