Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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