Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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