After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
Operation Purity has been aborted
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
whose ass print is on the piano?
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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