Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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