i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
The adults are the big ones right?
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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