What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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