I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
Randomize
