they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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