super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
We had to coat check the pizza.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
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